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bulbul-e-bismil:

OH VAMPIRE LAKE

TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW

I seem to recall in Vampire: The Masquerade there is a breed of vampires that lives underwater and their flesh is all gross and falling apart because of water damage and they drink fish blood or something.

I thought vampires were repulsed by water or couldn’t cross water? It was something like that. But… eh, there are so many different myths for vampires anyway and I’m so down for scubapires. 

Depends on the vampire. It was originally that they can’t cross running water. Not sure if the ocean counts as ‘running’. 

froborr:

inachisasuke:

tamirthegreat:

therighthandofdoomcpn:

boxwithlid:

livid-righteousness-badgers:

justdaps:

nahchillhomebro:

summonermedirby:

I don’t think people give Flash enough credit.

…………….my goodness

He didn’t just rebuild an apartment building.

HE FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO BUILD AN APARTMENT BUILDING. HE DID FUCKING RESEARCH. IT TAKES SEVERAL GODDAMN YEARS TO LEARN ALL THE ENGINEERING AND LEGAL CONSTRAINTS OF BUILDING A FUCKING BUILDING AND JUST DID IT.

This is one of my favorite flash comics. It really highlights how the flash doesn’t just run really fast, but can do absolutely astounding things. I remember reading this for the first time and having my head explode. 

Flash rules.

Flash is actually really freaking awesome.

to quote Hal Jordan: “the fastest man alive was always late because he stopped to befriend the people he saved”

Barry Allen is a sweetheart

did he add fresh trees and a swing set?

Yes. Yes he did.

Because he’s the Flash.

Today is Racist Fuckery (10.20.14): At yesterday’s protest outside the St Louis Rams game, racist fans got rowdy and physical. Who got arrested? Two of the protesters, of course. Mike Brown means we have to fight back. #staywoke

As a Texas state senator, Dan Patrick has conducted himself in a manner consistent with the shock jock he once was. Patrick—who is now the Republican nominee for lieutenant governor—has railed against everything from separation of church and state to Mexican coyotes who supposedly speak Urdu. He’s even advised his followers that God is speaking to them through Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson.
 
A former sportscaster who once defended a football player who’d thrown a reporter through a door (Patrick believed it wasn’t the journalist’s job to do “negative reporting”), Patrick became a conservative talk radio host in the early 1990s—Houston’s answer to Rush Limbaugh. In 2006, he parlayed his radio fame into a state Senate seat—and kept the talk show going. In office, he proposed paying women $500 to turn over newborn babies to the state (to reduce abortions), led the charge against creeping liberalism in state textbooks, and pushed wave after wave of new abortion restrictions. For his efforts, Texas Monthly named Patrick one of the worst legislators of 2013.
 
With a victory on November 4, Patrick, who is leading Democratic state Sen. Leticia Van de Putte in the polls, would find himself next in line for the governor’s mansion of the nation’s second-largest state. (Rick Perry, the current Republican governor, was previously lieutenant governor.) But even if Patrick advances no further, he’d be in a position to shape public policy—Texas’ lieutenant governor is sometimes called the “most powerful office in Texas” because of the influence it has on both the legislative and executive branches.

Man Who Believes God Speaks to Us Through “Duck Dynasty” Is About to Be Texas’ Second-in-Command.

There’s a lot to love about Texas. Texas politics, however, is a shitshow.

(via wilwheaton)

U SUCK... I hope you're okay... it's not because I like you or anything... >///> *pouts*
Anonymous

Such Tsun, much Dere. Wow.

sandandglass:

Bryan Stevenson on The Daily Show.

socialjusticekoolaid:

Happening Now (10.11.14): 1000s march to Ferguson for an end to police brutality and justice for all lives lost from it. The people united will never be defeated. #staywoke #fergusonoctober

Follow the Rebel Z’s Livestream as events unfold tonight.

Check out Bella Eiko’s UStream.

Are there any MLP pairings that do draw your interest?
Anonymous

No, because I have real people problems to deal with. 

textsfromlesbianmegucas:

#stopheadjokes2k14

textsfromlesbianmegucas:

#stopheadjokes2k14