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themyskira:

DD > Didio

Opinion on The Blair Witch Project (1999) ?
Anonymous

nashscribblings:

leonthomasblog:

Dogshit.

God, the HYPE for that one.  Ain’t It Cool News blew that thing up.  I read their articles, I looked at all the web sites and stuff made for the viral marketing.  I was incredibly psyched to see it in theaters.

Then I saw it.

We taught studios a bad lesson: hype is worth more than quality.  They learned it so well, they’ve never stopped.

And that’s when you learned not to take movie advice from a humpback whale with a beard. 

misslanna:

i am drinking and working on my personal website

and roleplaying on tumblr

exciteing

You didn’t choose the nerd life. Nerd Life chose you.

therealmosseladdie:

surprisebitch:

twophoenixfeathers:

whoop there it is

truth tea has been spilled

Need to sweeten that with honest honey.

No? Ok

youve-been-daft-punkd:

commit-seppuku-konoyaro:

fabflyingfox:

johntgonzales:

crocketingsolly:

johntgonzales:

trying to turn my lil bro into a furry. any tips?

"I can help"

image

this means something. right?

[LOUD ANGRY YELLING]

this fucking fandom has the most painful jokes ever

[PUNCHES A WINDOW]

Goin’ to hell for laughing too much XD

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINO GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS SWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
iguessijustlikelikingthings:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

austinabridged:

comicsalliance:

GEOFF JOHNS SAYS DC ENTERTAINMENT’S TV AND MOVIE UNIVERSES ARE SEPARATE
By Matt D. Wilson
If you were hoping to see Arrow‘s Stephen Amell make an appearance as the emerald archer in Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice or in the upcoming Justice League movie, DC Comics Chief Creative Officer Geoff Johns has some bad news for you.
“We will not be integrating the film and television universes,” he said at the Television Critics Association press tour for The Flash. Seems pretty cut and dried.
READ MORE

And again, we see that DC has learned NOTHING

What a fucking bummer. Come on, DC. :/

Time to bring this back around again.


Honestly, that’s fine. I don’t want to mix the crap with the good. Keep making more Arrow and Flash guys =D

iguessijustlikelikingthings:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

austinabridged:

comicsalliance:

GEOFF JOHNS SAYS DC ENTERTAINMENT’S TV AND MOVIE UNIVERSES ARE SEPARATE

By Matt D. Wilson

If you were hoping to see Arrow‘s Stephen Amell make an appearance as the emerald archer in Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice or in the upcoming Justice League movie, DC Comics Chief Creative Officer Geoff Johns has some bad news for you.

“We will not be integrating the film and television universes,” he said at the Television Critics Association press tour for The Flash. Seems pretty cut and dried.

READ MORE

And again, we see that DC has learned NOTHING

What a fucking bummer. Come on, DC. :/

Time to bring this back around again.

Honestly, that’s fine. I don’t want to mix the crap with the good. Keep making more Arrow and Flash guys =D

sluttiest-virgin:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”
Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.
The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:
“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”
Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

FUCK

sluttiest-virgin:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

FUCK

FREE PLAY - Battle Shark

misslanna:

hophlyte:

yggdrasilobserver:

lostmemorytactics:

cheerful-tactician-seth:

askradicalgoodspeed:

kill la kill

Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni
…FUCK.

Persona 4 Golden. Well then!

Tokyo Ghoul. FML.

WHY DID I DECIDE TO WATCH ATTACK ON TITAN

SAILOR MOON CRYSTAL YAY OUO
…
AND THEN I REMEMBER THAT CRYSTAL IS FOLLOWING THE MANGA.
OH CRAP.

Genshiken is the last anime I watched. Genshiken is my life already. FUUUUUUUUU—-!

misslanna:

hophlyte:

yggdrasilobserver:

lostmemorytactics:

cheerful-tactician-seth:

askradicalgoodspeed:

kill la kill

Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni

…FUCK.

Persona 4 Golden. Well then!

Tokyo Ghoul. FML.

WHY DID I DECIDE TO WATCH ATTACK ON TITAN

SAILOR MOON CRYSTAL YAY OUO

AND THEN I REMEMBER THAT CRYSTAL IS FOLLOWING THE MANGA.

OH CRAP.

Genshiken is the last anime I watched. Genshiken is my life already. FUUUUUUUUU—-!